The Plum is not responsible for the patrons of this site. For example, KATHLEEN, if your kids are not of age, and they are reading my stories, it's not my fault. Set the bloody security settings on your computer. Oh, and here's some advice...WATCH YOUR KIDS WHEN THEY'RE ON THE INTERNET! You're there! I'm not! (Sorry, this was a Plum rant. Kathleen in Ohio must shut up.)
For the rest of you, please, if you're underage, please, please stick to my PG stuff. I'm tired of hearing from boneheads who blame me for what their kids do on the internet. Me and the other authors on this site are absolved from ALL and ANY responsibility. This are fictional characters in fictional settings. They are not intended to harm or corrupt the kiddies. If you must emulate a story you see here in some way, I suggest you don't run around a graveyard with a pointy stick, trying to jab people in the chest. The psychatrists tend to frown on that. Thanks, oh, and Kathleen...SHUSH!